I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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