why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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