found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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