I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so let's talk penis.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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