why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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