margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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