i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
