Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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