how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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