You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
