I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think my moral compass just broke
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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