my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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