Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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