You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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