check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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