I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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