I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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