remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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