hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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