windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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