There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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