Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
