You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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