I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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