So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
