did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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