I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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