I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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