going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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