# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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