Say something about gay babies.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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