I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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