It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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