You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
