I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You're breaking my sexual little heart
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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