Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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