Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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