take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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