Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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