Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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