Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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