he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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