I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Randomize