I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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