just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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