he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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