New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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