forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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