I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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