If that was your dad, he is hot
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You ate ashes out of my bong
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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