Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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