1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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