How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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